500 Days of Summer (2009)

I might have also shot food out of NY face when Zoey said anal girl.
Wii tennis… What year did this come out? Why haven’t I watched it…
Oh my God. JGL is kind of pathetic in this. Like his character.
PIXIES!
Taxi cabs! Not Ubers!
Oh my goodness JGL why didn’t you lean in more instead of say friends when the super intense gazes were happening??!
Man I really need to go to IKEA…
Don’t fuck in IKEA… Dont fuck in IKEA JGL.
Yuck @ casual
Fantastic scene after they have sex for the first time.
“I’m completely alone. And then I wake up.” – Zoey This I getting kind of heavy.
Brad Pitts face and Jesus’s abs – hahahahaha!!
Fuck how is Pitt in the face department lately?
Head rests AND rear view mirrors!
Ummmm or maybe he was super cool punching that dude?
Could the scene get any slower as he walks across the room putting his shirt on with rain splattering in the window behind him?
“I can’t give you that. Nobody can” maybe I hate this movie?
– 2019-02-14

Part 2
This movie is a rollercoaster of emotions.
Yvette Nicole Brown!
Roses are red violets are blue fuck you whore! I knew it was coming and I still didn’t expect it. I cracked up!
Is it a meet cute on the train if they already know each other?

30 minutes left of the film. Going to stop watching it and rewatch from the beginning with this lovely lady I’ve been chatting with online.
– 2019-02-15

Recap and Part 3
I found this “review” in Google Keep.
Nothing written above seems remotely familiar to me.
I have no idea if I ever finished watching it.
– 2022-10-19