I subscribe to some sort of rss feed that sends me bestselling DVD, cd and books at Amazon weekly (no it’s not Amazon’s rss feed) and for weeks and weeks and months and months the Twilight series of books has been dominating the top ten spot.
Yes yes books are always better. But I can’t figure out how the source material could have produced this movie.
My boss has been listening religiously to the audio books of Twilight on her iPod.
She says that she’ll just wander around listening to it with her head phones, till the batteries die. Then she’ll plug it into her speaker deck combo thingie and walk around with it. She says her husband hates that and is constantly leaving any rooms she wanders into and shutting doors behind her so he doesn’t kill himself from having to listen to the pathetic story.
I don’t blame him.
I gave it to a shot. She seems like a decent boss. She’s not retarded or anything.
Tomorrow I’m going to call her retarded for liking it.
Actually I’ll probably walk up to her and say I saw that Twilight movie last night. She’ll ask me what I thought of it and I’ll just shake my head and walk away.
I don’t get it. One of the WORST (if not the worst) films I’ve watched this year (IF not EVER!).
-Tue 11 May 2009 12:41 AM EDT