EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES OF ADÈLE BLANC-SEC, THE (2010)

I just finished watching THE EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES OF ADÈLE BLANC-SEC . I really enjoyed it. It’s kind of like a combination of AMÉLIE and INDIANA JONES . I’ve been going thorough a Luc Besson kick due to the imminent release of VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS (which looks freaking AMAZING!).Anyways I just…Read more

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)

I remember vaguely not hating the first movie. This is very predictable and boring. Paused it at least 8 times before I could finish it. Quite a few made for TV movie camera focusing issues. Sooo many shitty one liners. Very formulaic. I’ve seen this exact same movie countless times before. I’m guessing that Mr….Read more

The Great Wall (2016)

Every time I see a The Great Wall trailer it looks worse and fucking worse. The initial trailer i saw for it it looked freaking stupid. But each additional one makes it look sooo worse. Oh and… Why the fuck is Matt Damon in The Great Wall?! Seriously? -7th Feb 2017

Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)

I never wanted to see this movie I Didn’t Know desire to La Femme Nikita did not need a bastardization American remake. But recently I’ve been starting to watch where the f*** the directors that did all the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang movies that have the buddy buddy cop movies two partner team up movies…Read more

Oldboy (2003)

I’m really poor right now. It’s December 23rd. I noticed that I still had an individual copy of Oldboy sealed in shrink wrap in my bookcase. I’m going to give it to my sister for Xmas as an extra gift.Must warn her not to Google it at all. Nor to talk to anyone about it….Read more