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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Sunday, January 22, 2017 10:46AM ME: Fuck I still haven’t seen Rogue One πŸ™ blargh! Friday, March 24, 2017 10:28pm ME: *INSERT SCREENSHOT OF ROGUE ONE BEING SENT ON MY PHONE TO THE CHROMECAST* Took me long enough to see it… 11:43pm NOT ME: And?! 11:46pm ME: They did a good job CGI was off…Read more

The Great Wall (2016)

Every time I see a The Great Wall trailer it looks worse and fucking worse. The initial trailer i saw for it it looked freaking stupid. But each additional one makes it look sooo worse. Oh and… Why the fuck is Matt Damon in The Great Wall?! Seriously? -7th Feb 2017

TRON: LEGACY (2010)

I just accidentally watched the whole movie.It’s not a good movie. The story is super weak. But this isn’t the first time I’ve accidentally watched it all the way through.The music/soundtrack/score/whatever is great and makes up for the lacking story.The whole set design is great.The CGI face of Clu is horrible.One of the few movies…Read more

GREAT GATSBY, THE (2013)

I thought it kind of sucked.Felt like they were trying (and failing) to make a new hip Romeo and Juliet. Had to complain to the theater management to raise up the volume. I could barely hear the dialog over the sounds of people quietly munching on popcorn.They barely turned it up.But I didn’t want to…Read more

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, THE (2012)

I know Spider-Man is a cash cow. But a reboot this quickly? Spiderman 3 came out in 2007 hmmm wait that was half a decade ago. Still seems to early for a reboot… Seriously Parker is an emo skater? He wears contacts. But doesn’t rinse them with multi purpose solution and then puts them into…Read more