Fucking horrible. After an excruciating 34 minutes I gave up and turned it off.
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Drive (2011)
Brian Cranston, Albert Brooks, Ron Perlman and whatever the dude is. How have I not seen this before? Not very original. But well done. Totally obvious how it’ll end before any drama even started. But it’s got 70% style 04/20/2017
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)
I remember vaguely not hating the first movie. This is very predictable and boring. Paused it at least 8 times before I could finish it. Quite a few made for TV movie camera focusing issues. Sooo many shitty one liners. Very formulaic. I’ve seen this exact same movie countless times before. I’m guessing that Mr….Read more
The Great Wall (2016)
Every time I see a The Great Wall trailer it looks worse and fucking worse. The initial trailer i saw for it it looked freaking stupid. But each additional one makes it look sooo worse. Oh and… Why the fuck is Matt Damon in The Great Wall?! Seriously? -7th Feb 2017
Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)
I never wanted to see this movie I Didn’t Know desire to La Femme Nikita did not need a bastardization American remake. But recently I’ve been starting to watch where the f*** the directors that did all the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang movies that have the buddy buddy cop movies two partner team up movies…Read more