ADVENTURE

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

I had no desire to see Solo prequel movie get created. But…. Rob Howard had directed it and I liked his narration in Arrested Development…. And Donald Glover rules… So I watched Solo. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. Original Trilogy > Rogue One (2016) > Solo (2018) >…Read more

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)

Fri, Jul 13, 9:35 AMDanger Moose:Trying to watch Thor Ragnarok, style is cool, but writing/stuff so far feels like a College Humor parody. ME:It’s the best Marvel movie to date.Why is it like a parody? Danger Moose:Family guy style long pause while he swings around to face the fire demon thing…TWICE. Guy with the stripes…Read more

EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES OF ADÈLE BLANC-SEC, THE (2010)

I just finished watching THE EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES OF ADÈLE BLANC-SEC . I really enjoyed it. It’s kind of like a combination of AMÉLIE and INDIANA JONES . I’ve been going thorough a Luc Besson kick due to the imminent release of VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS (which looks freaking AMAZING!).Anyways I just…Read more

The Great Wall (2016)

Every time I see a The Great Wall trailer it looks worse and fucking worse. The initial trailer i saw for it it looked freaking stupid. But each additional one makes it look sooo worse. Oh and… Why the fuck is Matt Damon in The Great Wall?! Seriously? -7th Feb 2017