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Blue Velvet (1986)
Crime
Batman, The (2022)
Soooooo fucking long. When I saw the first trailer I had ZERO interest in watching it.Then the second trailer came out and I was intrigued.Third trailer came out and I was back to having no interest.My friend invited me to see it.We arrived 15 minutes late with the snack buying and all. But it was…Read more
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
The trailer has at least one fake scene. An edited scene that removes a spoiler from the actual movie.I wonder if they shot it twice…Was it used elsewhere telling a narration to someone else? The movie is 15 years old. Madness. I still remember when it originally came out. Shortly beforehand a 7 minute condensed…Read more
Drive (2011)
Brian Cranston, Albert Brooks, Ron Perlman and whatever the dude is. How have I not seen this before? Not very original. But well done. Totally obvious how it’ll end before any drama even started. But it’s got 70% style 04/20/2017
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)
I remember vaguely not hating the first movie. This is very predictable and boring. Paused it at least 8 times before I could finish it. Quite a few made for TV movie camera focusing issues. Sooo many shitty one liners. Very formulaic. I’ve seen this exact same movie countless times before. I’m guessing that Mr….Read more