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DOCTOR SLEEP (2019)

November 14, 2019

The sequel nobody asked for. But 39 years later they produced one anyway. The Shining was perfect. I still to this day remember being frightened by it as a child. I thought they did a good job channeling Kubrick in Doctor Sleep. I enjoyed it. Tamer than The Shining. But I still enjoyed it. Or…Read more

Paranormal Activity (2007)

July 14, 2012

The following was an actual text message conversation I had about the movie 2 Tuesdays ago. Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 8:36 PM Me: I just watched paranormal activity. Soooooooo horrible. Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 8:39 PM Someone else: Yea that Movie stinks Notice how short the conversation was? It’s because the movie was horrible and…Read more

Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)

July 13, 2012

ME: timestamp:Mon, Mar 13, 2006 10:00 AM Also in my spare time (there’s a hell of a lot of it) I’ve been working on creating a movie review website. You a good movie reviewer? timestamp:Mon, Mar 13, 2006 10:01 AM Did i already ask you that before? Hmmmmm…… HER: I don’t know. I went and saw “The Hills Have…Read more