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The Great Wall (2016)

Every time I see a The Great Wall trailer it looks worse and fucking worse. The initial trailer i saw for it it looked freaking stupid. But each additional one makes it look sooo worse. Oh and… Why the fuck is Matt Damon in The Great Wall?! Seriously? -7th Feb 2017

Lost River (2014)

Matt Smith (The (Eleventh) Doctor from BBC’s Doctor Who) is the villain in this fantasy/thriller starring Christina Hendricks (Big Boob’s McG from AMC’s award winnning television series Mad Men) as single mother of 2 trying to make it in run down city Lost River filmed somewhere in Metro Detroit. Fun fact Metro Detroit is 1,337 square miles….Read more

DOOM (2005)

You know how much I wanted to see this movie? I’ll tell you…. This much 0. Zero zip nada. I played the games. They were great at the time. But a live action version of Doom starring The Rock? I think I’ll pass. But then on Black Friday they had it (along with a bunch……Read more

Hunger Games, The (2012)

Look I have no desire to watch it. It’s a blatant ripoff of Battle Royale. But nothing looks interesting to watch this evening and I have a five dollar credit from vudu that will expire within the week and I do like the chick who played in Juno. I’m going to give it a shot. 11:48pm…Read more