The following was an actual text message conversation I had about the movie 2 Tuesdays ago. Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 8:36 PM Me: I just watched paranormal activity. Soooooooo horrible. Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 8:39 PM Someone else: Yea that Movie stinks Notice how short the conversation was? It’s because the movie was horrible and…Read more
Starring: Jon Voight AS Francis Tierney, Sr. Edward Norton AS Ray Tierney Colin Farrell AS Jimmy Eagan Earlier today I received a spam email from a friend I hadn’t talked with in ages. It was from her gMail account, trying to get me to buy electronics from some funky sounding Chinese website. I called her…Read more
Directed by: Clark Johnson Starring: Michael Douglas AS Pete Garrison Kiefer Sutherland AS David Breckinridge Eva Longoria AS Jill Marin Kim Basinger AS 1st Lady Sarah Ballentine How in gods name did this movie ever get produced?!?! That’s the million dollar question here… starring Eva Longoria AS Jill Marin bullshit. She had three lines in…Read more
I didn’t like it.Maybe I’ve gotten to old to appreciate super hero movies.Or maybe it was just terrible.No. It was just terrible.I’ve never been into DC superheroes. Except Batman! And occasionally Superman when Teri Hatcher is in it…But that is still no excuse.This movie was bad.Please don’t watch it. -December 13th, 2011
Written, directed & Starring: Sylvester StaloneCo-staring: Jason StathumWith supporting roles and cameos by: Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Hank Amos, Amin Joseph, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis I mistakenly assumed it was going to also star: Eric Roberts,…Read more